Dr. Cox plays dirty when it comes to who can hold onto the coma patient for longer when he recruits the Todd.
Drew and Denise hit a little relationship that Denise ends up going to Turk, her work buddy, for help.
Turk interviews Kelso as a replacement for J.D. as his new best friend at work. We wish this would have worked.
Turk interviews Cox as a potential replacement as a best friend at work. Yeah, not gonna happen.
Without J.D., Turk is busy looking for a J.D. replacement and goes to his buddy's wife for advice.
Crazy Lucy goes to the original queen of crazy, Elliot, for advice on how to handle her busy life.
Lucy, busy burning the candle at both ends, volunteers to help a guy with physical therapy...too bad he's not a patient and works at the gift shop.
It looks like Turk and J.D.'s classic game of Eagle is catching on around the hospital.
J.D. helps Lucy when she gets nervous practicing on live patients. He's a brave man.
Drew and Denise have that awkward conversation and decide to make their relationship official.
During one of J.D.'s fantasies, J.D. and Turk go to solve a mystery on Scrubs.
Kelso goes out for drinks to give Ted and the Gooch a farewell. We're glad to see them one last time.

Scrubs Quotes

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?

J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Carla: No, he's not.
Dr. Cox: Actually, I am.
Carla: You're starting again.
J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust!
J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry.
Turk: Not anymore!
Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat.
Dr. Cox: I'm a threat!
Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me.
J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused...
Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you?
Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Cox: Apparently not!