Serena: That movie was fantastic, B! It had such an amazing message. I see the world with different eyes now... Life is too short! I have to live my life to the fullest!Blair: That's what you said last time and yet you spent all of the next day watching a video of a cat playing the piano.
Blair: And then I said I didn't want to bet against him anymore and I finished the whole metaphor by saying "I'm all in!"Serena: Funny, that's what Dan said the other night.
Blair: Is it just me or does this feel like Caption Contest 139?
mike ross and rachel zane... kinda sounds like ross and rachel. coincidence? i think not...
Rebekah: Are you free tonight?Stefan: Damn right I'm free. This is America.
Error: The message you wrote on May 17th 2010 to Chuck Bass could not be delivered: "I'm running late to meet you on top the Empire State Building, Dorota's in labor. See you soon. B"
Penelope, buy 10 new yellow outfits for you and the other minions. We're setting a trend.
Stefan: Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful in that dress?Rebekah: has anyone ever told you that you look like Nate Archibald from this angle?
Let's see what kind of stuff Gossip Girl has been posting recently... Poppy Lifton is coming back to the Upper East Side... Serena's got a new love interest... Are Chuck and Blair dating again... what's this? Spotted: Dorota at H&M? She is going down!!
Chuck: Blair,we need to talk about your status updates! Blair: Why?Chuck: They come across a bit arrogant! Let me pull up your profile... here we go: Working on a scheme, Just came back from a scheme, Just saved the Upper East Side with a scheme, Working on two schemes at once while polishing my nails, Out scheming with Dorota, Just saved the Upper East Side with another scheme. You're flooding everyone's news feed with the same message!Blair: So? You're not one to talk! Let's check out your status updates, shall we? I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. I'm Chuck Bass. How is that not arrogant?Chuck: Because it's the truth!Blair: So is what I post.I scheme all the time, that's what I do. I'm probably going to scheme tomorrow.Chuck: And I'm going to be Chuck Bass tomorrow. Because I'm Chuck Bass. Heheh, I'm gonna tweet that real quick.Blair: I'm starting to think you just started this conversation so you could say "I'm Chuck Bass!"
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