Joe Swanson is Peter's handicapable, suoer macho friend and neighbor on Family Guy. Joe is voiced by the always fantastic Patrick Warburton.
Joe is married to the constantly pregnant Bonnie until she eventually popped out Susie. His son, Kevin, was killed in Iraq.
Adam West [on the phone]: Damnit, Swanson, I want them found!
Joe: Mayor West, we have every available man looking for the Griffins, we just don't have any leads.
Adam West: Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my Lite Brite pieces! My name isn't "Adam We"...or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again! [hangs up] I guess I told him...nobody messes with Adam We.
I just suggested a line of handicapable toys - ya know, to show the kids the fun of being physically challengedJoe