Joe Swanson is Peter's handicapable, suoer macho friend and neighbor on Family Guy. Joe is voiced by the always fantastic Patrick Warburton.
Joe is married to the constantly pregnant Bonnie until she eventually popped out Susie. His son, Kevin, was killed in Iraq.
Joe: Boy, this sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate.
(Cutaway to a guy driving on the interstate, he sees a moose holding a sign that says "Will do moose stuff for money")
Moose: Hey, can ya help me out? I'm trying to get a couple of bucks for something to eat.
Man: What's "Moose Stuff"?
Moose: Eh, whatever you want it to be. I could have sex with ya, or I could just stand over there and drink from the lake, and everything in between.
Man: Get in.
I just suggested a line of handicapable toys - ya know, to show the kids the fun of being physically challengedJoe