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Herbert
Herbert is the creepy pedophile neighbor on Family Guy. He's always hitting on his favorite paper boy, Chris Griffin... and just about anyone else he can.
Herbert Quotes
Mort: What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
Herbert: It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."
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Herbert: Well Jessie I guess we gotta find some other way to spend our evenings.
TV announcer: And now back to ESPN's exclusive coverage of the little league world series.
Herbert: Ohhh JACKPOT!
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Family Guy Quotes
You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!
Stewie
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How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!
Peter
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