Shirley is a recently divorced woman that decided to go back to school after her divorce.  She became a member of the study group created by Jeff Winger and is very loud spoken, but always very cheery.  Oh and very Christian.  Oh and very funny.

Shirley Quotes

Love is a gamble always, but waiting won't change the dice. Either you roll them or you lose your turn

Shirley [to Annie]

Britta: What can i do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piniata
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from
Annie: Poignant

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Community Quotes

Did you know there's an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?

Pierce

The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.