It's a never ending buffet of men out there. What if I pick the stale cookie right as they bring out the cheesecake?

Jack

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• Added: March 22, 2018

Trust me, Drew, no good has ever come of a man coming out to his wife. Don't you want to be vice president one day?

Jack

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• Added: March 22, 2018

Remember to smile, but not like the clown from It.

Will

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• Added: March 22, 2018

You are so cute, and I love that you still have that new gay smell.

Jack

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• Added: March 22, 2018

Isn't one month traditionally when the gay husband comes out to his wife? I believe the gift for that is a suitcase.

Will

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• Added: March 22, 2018

Will: Are you still seeing that married cop from Staten Island, or as Grace and I like to call him when you’re not around, your Staten Island Fairy?
Jack: I'm using that and not crediting you.

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• Added: March 22, 2018