Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo

I've never felt more alive.

Elena

22 hours and 18 minutes, that's how long supernaturals have been allowed back in Mystic Falls again and I already know someone who's dead because of it.

Matt

Okay cause that's the first thing I want to see this morning.

Stefan [to Jeremy topless]

Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?

A friend? Stefan I know all of your friends. Elena. Me. That's it.

Caroline [to Stefan]

You actually think I'd watch this sober?

Alaric