The Mentalist

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I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane

You're the smartest man I've ever met.

Erika

Jane: You always have every angle covered.
Erick: Don't you?

Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.

Jane: Just a trick.
Yon: I've tested others. You're the only one getting everything correct.
Jane: I didn't say it was an easy trick.

I arrested her, I don't know how I feel about helping her avoid prison.

Lisbon

The people who built this jail were nice enough to put doors in the walls. Why don't they just use them?

Jane

We just caught you in a warehouse full of stolen vehicles. You're the one who should be trying to make a deal with me. If you're too stupid to see that, I don't know what value you have for the FBI.

Cho

It felt so good not to live a lie anymore. Scary too. I don't know what's going to happen, if he's going to stick around or...

Lisbon

Jane: You want to know how I got her to lower her guard?
Lisbon: How?
Jane: I lowered my own.

Promise me you'll wear the flip flops when you shower. Hear me out. A, you look less attractive which should be considered and B. the floor is a petri dish.

Jane

Don't tell a whole lot of little lies, just one big lie is enough and everything else just stays the same.

Jane
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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane