Teresa Lisbon: You can't keep pulling me from the path of oncoming trains.
Patrick Jane: Yeah, why not?
Teresa Lisbon: Because there's always new trains coming.

You can have the collar. Your department can take the credit. I don’t give a damn about that but this case is ours and these men, they belong to us.

Agent Abbott

Gil: This is outrageous.
Cho: No. Not really. Not yet.

Luck is the planning you don’t see.

Patrick Jane

I trust Jane and he hasn't let me down so far.


Cho: Well Jane had me pretend to kill a guy once. Are we going further outside the lines than that?
Lisbon: Probably not.
Cho: Then I'm good.

Wiley: I'm not very good at keeping secrets.
Lisbon: Good think you're not in the FBI.

Lena Abbott: Dennis tells me you have one of the trickiest and most devious minds he's worked with.
Patrick Jane: He did, did he? Well I didn't come here to be flattered but go on.

No deals. No bargaining. You're all going to go down together. It'll be a family trip.


I'm happy to wait here. I'm not your dog. Jackass.

Patrick Jane

Lay off the anti-depressants. They're making your slow and you're still not happy.

Patrick Jane

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.


Love is in the air, Lisbon.