Lisbon: I told you.
Jane: Told me what?
Lisbon: You can't quit, you're having too much fun.

Every good plan needs a little bit of luck.

Jane

Vega: Curiously killed the cat.
Jane: It also cured Polio.

Vega, you fall right now you're going to hit the floor.

Kimball Cho

A mother like yours isn't going to let you chew bubble gum.

Kimball Cho

Apology is easy. Trust is earned.

Kimball Cho

Joseph: Do you think I'm stupid?
Kimball Cho: Maybe, I don't know you yet.

Follow my lead. If you're not sure you should ask a question, don't. Try not to lie to anyone.

Kimball Cho

What she did was wrong but she's young and reformable, I think.

Agent Abbott

Word of advice. He cheated on her, he's probably going to cheat on you and I know that probably seems very difficult to believe now but it's the way of the world, kid.

Patrick Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.

Oh, I don't need a doctor. Frauds in white coats.

Patrick Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.