Now unless you have any questions about how I played you like a big ole' bassoon, I have someplace fabulous to go.

Jane

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I keep finding strangers in my bedroom. It must have been a good party.

Jane

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You can lead a man anywhere as long as he thinks that he is driving.

Jane

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I hate to sound immodest, ma'am but I rarely fail.

Jane

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He's alive as long as you're alive to remember him. He lives in you. It's a cliche, I know but it's true.

Jane

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