The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Season 4 Quotes
Look, I've been on an apology tour. Would you like to hear my speech?
Alice
Since I have no other way to motivate you than this meat sack, know that if you take too long I am going ice cave climbing with no clothes until this body freezes forever.
The Monster
Everyone has a line, Alice. Apparently, mine is turning over a list to what's starting to feel like a goddamned totalitarian regime. Who knew. I have to resign.
Fogg
Did you know that there is big money for psychics who are, in actuality, big giant fakers? I had to try nineteen before I found a real one.
The Monster
I will never need to do those things again, but my choices now seem worse.
Zelda
I'm gonna try and live through this because its feeling like we got some more bangin to do.
Margo
Egg beats oven mitts, bitch! Now you're my sister wife!
Penny
Fen, Josh is a guy I bang, and when a woman of a certain caliber and a certain skillset bangs a guy like Josh, or basically anyone who isn't a complete sociopath, they get a little weird. It will pass.
Margo
Fen, don't accuse me of catching feelings, alright. It's insulting.
Margo
There's a man in the TV that deserves my wrath!
Eliot
I'm Harold, the Herald of the East River Dragon. I responded to a very confusingly worded help wanted ad.
Harold
Noticed you got magic back. Amazing! They didn't have an appropriate thank you card at Target.
Poppy
