God dammit, I don't think I can ever eat non-Old God cake again! Perfection is a curse.

Josh

And you've met gods, but I won't be like them. I studied them so I could do better, be better. Trust me.

Everett

You know what I wanted to do with my life? To be? Penny's goddamned girlfriend. I acted tough but all I wanted was him.

Kady

Yea, thanks. And by thanks I mean, thank you for deciding that I should age, grow old, and probably die from a paper cut. Oh yea, and that I'll never get to do magic again. Because I'm perfect now! Did Professor Lipson tell you? I'm perfectly normal, and we all know magic doesn't come from normal so thank you for deciding that without me.

Julia

There's something I want you to know, Sister. This world, it's not just the bad things or the ones that wronged us. There is such beauty, in everything, even the quiet. Especially the quiet.

The Monster

Eliot! If there's a tunnel with grandma tell her to piss off and come back to me you selfish fucking back here.

Margo

Adorable. So determined. Maybe I'll keep you as pets!

Monster's Sister

Always gotta be a fucking twist.

Penny

Anyone who knows me, knows that I'll do anything when I love you.

Kady: Look, I know you're not evil. Just the definition of obedience.
Zelda: I used to be.
Kady: Prove it.

Most of my life I've been in and out of hospitals, and you know, just suicidal thoughts and notes, and...a lot of notes. Attempts, and meds, and therapy, and then I found Brakebills, and all that went away. I thought that...Did I do something brave to save my friends? Or did I finally find a way to kill myself?

Quentin

I'm dead but there's still hot chocolate. That's a good sign.

Quentin

The Magicians Quotes

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia