The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 4: "C to the T" Quotes
Tandy saw the fire. Oh, and he called out. But everyone was asleep! What's he gonna do?? What's he gonna do?? Oh, he's gonna break out of the shed, oh he broke out of the shed and he ran through the shock zone-- OW! And then he got water from the pool and then he went back and forth and back and forth. And he got shocked again and again and again and again, until the fire was out. And then he collapsed on the hillside, depleted. Then after saving all our lives, he got back in his shed, like the good prisoner that he is. And I think I'm right in saying Tandy did his time.
Carol
Gail Klosterman! Have you come down with Benjamin Button's disease? Because you look ten years younger. And you looked eighteen before. Hey little girl, want some candy? [laughs]
Phil
What are you doing, Tandy? You care about these people. You're not gonna risk your relationship with them over some INSANELY delicious cheese! [inhales cheese; weeps] I'm not strong enough. No! You're better than this. Their friendship is worth way more than this cheese. Get back in your hole.
Phil [to himself]
Todd: That's nothing. I ate a whole jar of rancid olives that expired in 2014.
Melissa and Carol: Ewww!
Todd: They were actually pretty good.
Carol: But they were gonna let you out in one week! Why are you making it harder on yourself?
Phil: I've always taken the easy way out and I don't want to do that anymore. I did the crime. Gonna do that time. Y'know, C to the T.
I really have changed and I'm excited to prove it.
Phil
You think it's going overboard? 'Cuz I think it's staying on the ship. One week of solitary confinement? For what I did? Well I say how about two? Or three? Or four? Do I hear five? Yeah, you do, from the man in the stockade. Sold! Five it is.
Phil
Gonna need a change of pants. Maybe some underwear, too. And some shoes. For sure.
Phil
