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Cathy? I know you're here because the car is in the driveway and the smell of cruelty is in the air.

Paul

I like playing paintball with my friends. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than run around in the yard, playing with my mom.

Adam

Andrea: How come I can't eat them, but he can?
Cathy: I don't care about him.
Sean: And I only eat trash.

I saw my brother's penis. Someone shoot me in the eye.

Cathy

Dr. Todd [to Cathy]: You have an awesome rack.
Cathy: You say "rack." Really?!?

Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone.

Cathy

By research, do you mean Glamour magazine? Because I read that article, too.

Andrea

Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.

You can either be fat and jolly or a skinny bitch. It's up to you.

Cathy

Anyone ever seen The Patriot? Its depiction of the Revolutionary War is about 20% accurate, but even if you only absorb that much, you'll still know more than 99% of the population. Also, Mel Gibson is medium good. Enjoy!

Cathy

I'm just gonna have desserts and liquor.

Cathy

I don't wanna be the one to pick out a new couch. I wanna be the one to spill the fruit punch!

Cathy
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The Big C Season 1 Quotes

You're the yin to my yang, the ping to my pong, the normal to my crazy. Let's be us together.

Paul

Sean: The last you could do is buy a damn Hybrid.
Cathy: The least you could do is take a shower.

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