Cathy? I know you're here because the car is in the driveway and the smell of cruelty is in the air.

Paul

I like playing paintball with my friends. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than run around in the yard, playing with my mom.

Adam

Andrea: How come I can't eat them, but he can?
Cathy: I don't care about him.
Sean: And I only eat trash.

I saw my brother's penis. Someone shoot me in the eye.

Cathy

Dr. Todd [to Cathy]: You have an awesome rack.
Cathy: You say "rack." Really?!?

Bikinis are cruel to almost everyone.

Cathy

By research, do you mean Glamour magazine? Because I read that article, too.

Andrea

Cathy: Don't stare yourself. That always backfires.
Andrea: So does binge-eating. But then at least I get to fall asleep with the taste of frosting in my mouth.

You can either be fat and jolly or a skinny bitch. It's up to you.

Cathy

Anyone ever seen The Patriot? Its depiction of the Revolutionary War is about 20% accurate, but even if you only absorb that much, you'll still know more than 99% of the population. Also, Mel Gibson is medium good. Enjoy!

Cathy

I'm just gonna have desserts and liquor.

Cathy

I don't wanna be the one to pick out a new couch. I wanna be the one to spill the fruit punch!

Cathy

The Big C Season 1 Quotes

Cancer sucks. Put that in your God damned inspirational poster!

Cathy

You're the yin to my yang, the ping to my pong, the normal to my crazy. Let's be us together.

Paul