Elizabeth: What's this?
Henry: It's a Camaro Z-28. Dad just bought it. Isn't it awesome?
Phillip: Ahhmazing. Well, at least it isn't a plane.

Oleg: Squeeze your anus.
Nina: What?
Oleg: Squeeze your anus before you answer the question.
Nina: Is this a joke?
Oleg: No.

Keep a tiger as a pet, it's still a tiger.


You look like a spy in an old movie.


What are you, the Kenny Rogers of Tel Aviv?


They get them when they're children. They indoctrinate them with friendship and songs and cute boys cooing about Jesus.


Ronald Reagan doesn't care!


Elizabeth: What if something happens to the kids? Who will take care of them? We don't have any real friends.
Philip: Isn't that how you wanted it?
Elizabeth: Me? What's that supposed to mean?

You know Salisbury steak is technically a hamburger. In the shape of a steak.


Come home.

Elizabeth [to Philip in Russian]

Nina: I took a bath to start my new life.
Stan: It didn't work out, Nina. It all fell apart.

You'll be okay, Nina. I said I'd bring you through to the other side.


The Americans Quotes

Interrogator: There will be no spy trades under this president.
Philip: I'm not a spy.

We will find this traitor and put a bullet in his head.