Eric: Dead Eddie's phone just came online.
Nell: Do we have to call it that?
Eric: Well, he is dead, and it is his phone.

Bye, neighbor!

Deeks [to Rogers]

Kensi: Maybe next time we could meet at a restaurant.
Turk: Where's the fun in that?

Anna: It's what helps you sleep at night.
Callen: That's not fair.

Still rocking that pantsuit, I see.

Deeks [to Whiting]

Eric: Is that code for he'll do it even though he doesn't want to?
Kensi: Yes. Yes, it is.

Kensi: How did it go with Detective Whiting?
Deeks: Well, I guess you can say I checked that box.

Nell [to Callen]: You know what they say: Big bangs, big brains.

Whiting: Just eat your damn snowball.
Deeks: Funny. That's what I said when I started using my brain.

Deeks: We good?
Whiting: I'm here, aren't I?

Today just reminded me what an exceptional lawyer I am.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Kensi: I want to know what you like.
Deeks: I like when you choose.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

(Hetty approaches Callen as he is sleeping, he wakes up staring at Hetty)
Hetty: Did you catch him this time? You were twitching like a sleeping dog.
Callen: Well, you now what they say about sleeping dogs. (looks at Hetty)

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.