Miguel: Go to hell!
Callen: If I do, I'm sure I'll see you there.

Deeks: Should I note his condition in the report?
Mosley: Sure, "Minor scrapes, suffered during re-apprehension."

Callen: I understand why you're doing this.
Mosley: Then you understand why I don't have time for this discussion.

She would drag us to hell if she could get her son back.

Callen [to Sam and Hetty]

This is her son. I'm down on losing family members these days. I know you can understand it.

Sam [to Callen]

Kensi: I know this is your son, and maybe one day I'll understand.
Mosley: I hope to God you never do.

I'm going to rescue this kid and bring him back to his mom, because that's what I do.

Kensi [to Deeks]

Callen: We good?
Deeks: Awesome.
Sam: We're one big happy family.

There are no dogs. You know how our guys hate guard dogs.

Eric

Mosley: When were you going to tell me Deeks was in Mexico?
Hetty: He is? That rascal.

Mosley: Is this your way of separating yourself from this operation?
Hetty: No. You did that for me.

Callen: [Mosley] needs us to find Hidoko.
Sam: I'm not sure we didn't already.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

I just exploded my fist bump, which is a whole new low for me. Now that I've gone down this rabbit hole of despair, what's next?

Deeks [to Eric]

Eww. You're like a wet dog.

Kensi