Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Quotes

We're not going to brunch with that villain.

Violet

Mr. Poe: Forgery? That's a very serious charge.
Violet: Not as serious as murder.

Here's Shammy.

Olaf

We've already made your acquaintance. You're Count Olaf.

Violet

Does anyone need a ride somewhere for a reasonable fee?

Taxi Driver

Follow me, but mind the rug. You might slip and break your necks.

Josephine

Violet: Do you live with our Aunt Josephine?
Josephine: I am your Aunt Josephine.

Old Woman: Should we kill him?
Olaf: He is coughing a lot. Let's see if he does of natural causes.

I must say these are some impressive response times for the country.

Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe: I'm sure Count Olaf is hundreds of miles away.
Olaf: Or inches.
Mr. Poe: What was that?

Oh, fleeing the scene of a crime. Highly suspicious.

Olaf

Violet: Can't you see that? Anyone can see that.
Sunny: Except Mr. Poe, of course.

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Quotes

Klaus: It could be a problem with the gears.
Violet: That would be a problem, I made them myself.

Mother: I'm worried about the children.
Father: Me, too. They're in danger, I know it.
Mother: We need to get to them.
Father: We need to get out of here first.
Mother: What's that thing Einstein said?

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