Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Quotes
Violet: Why do you hate us so much?
Olaf: Because it's fun.
Poor little orphan. Haven't you heard anything this week... season... year?Olaf
You were right, these children are horribly impolite.Georgina
It's time I got back to my roots.Eleanora
Oops, I dropped a pen on the floor. Can you help me find it?Olaf
Olaf: Do I look your receptionist?
Georgina: Yes, now act like one.
Sir: They're not anywhere nearby, are they?
Violet: They died in a fire.
Sir: Good. What goes around comes around.
This one gets it. In this economy children are lucky to have a job at all.Sir
Put them to work in the mill.Sir
Get a job, hitchhikers.Truck Driver
It's a good thing I remembered to put gas in my recreational watercraft.Josephine
Olaf: The banker's buying.
Mr. Poe: Oh, okay, then.