Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 6: "Boardwalk Blowups" Quotes
These kids are robots. I could see basketball, pool, beach. Laundry? I don't see it.
Vinny
He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.
Snooki
[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.
Pauly D
[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.
Snooki
The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!
Ronnie's in prime creep mode.
Sammi
[to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.
Ronnie
It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.
The Situation
GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. That's how you make the guidos.
Vinny
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