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He has a white a$$, oh my god.

JWOWW

He's got something on his chest, that's a lot of balls.

Pauly D

I have no idea what Vinny's tattoo means, it looks cool, but no f#$king idea what it means.

Ronnie

I hope Vinny's like home right now, because this would be bad if he wasn't home and we're just like roaming through his house.

Sammi

This like blows d#$k for skittles right now.

Deena

Today's GTGVB, gym, tan, get Vinny back.

Pauly D

I mean if I was a guy, I would f#$k Paula. Hello, she's hot.

Snooki

Yo forget this, let's go get Vinny. I can't take it anymore.

Pauly D

There's a hundred percent chance that Paula's gonna get a second date.

Situation

We're just trying to, you know, do sex, and this freaking clock keeps going off.

Deena

I was always told to like defend myself. I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.

Sammi

You don't yank my new weave that I just got.

Sammi
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Jersey Shore Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.

Snooki