Futurama Season 1 Episode 6: "A Fishful of Dollars" Quotes
Holy crap that bastard's itchy!
</i> Mom
Zoidberg: (sniffing) That stench! That heavenly stench! (eats the entire pizza with anchovies on it) More.
Fry: There aren't any more, and there never will be.
Zoidberg: More! More! MORE! MORE!!
That's why these anchovies are going on a pizza, so I can share the food I love with the people I like.
Fry
Fry: OK, my friends. Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.
Amy: I don't know, I've had cow.
Mom: Holy hell! You're going to eat them? Oh, well. Just make sure you eat them all, you're a growing boy. Toodle-oo! Dumb ass!
Fry: What a nice lady!
Mom: What? Listen, you little bastard. I control the robot oil business and I won't let you ruin me. How much do you want?
Fry: You might as well put that checkbook away, because I've discovered something even more important; my friends. And they aren't worth even a penny to me.
Anderson: So. What do I owe you?
Fry: $10.77. Same as my PIN number.
Anderson: Hello, Fry. Remember me from Baywatch: The Movie?
Fry: Uh...
Anderson: It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slow-motion.
Walt: It hasn't been made yet.
Anderson: Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?
Fry: Where am I?
Walt: You're in the good old year 2000, working here at Panucci's Pizza. You fell asleep on the job.
Fry: That sounds like me but I thought I got frozen. Wasn't I in the future?
Walt: No, you only "dreamed" you were in the year 3000.
Fry: So I'm really back? That's exactly what I wanted, I guess. Who are you?
Walt: I'm Mr. Panucci.
Fry: You are? Did you grow a moustache since last night?
(Walt quickly rips off fake moustache)
Walt: No.
Now I'm off to some charity B.S. for knocked-up teenage sluts.
Mom
Mom: If anyone ever got a hold of anchovy DNA, they could chop out the oil-making gene, stick it in a bunch of Third-World kids and bam! Cheap effective robot oil. Enough to put dear, old Mom out of business.
Walt: My God! This Mr. Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order.
I don't need them. Not when I have my antique videos, my bucket of fossilised K.F.C. and 50 million dollars worth of anchovies.
Fry
