Futurama Quotes

Bender: Whoa, mama! Get a room, you two!
Man: We're in a room!
Bender: Well then lose some weight.

Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. (hangs up) Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.
Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?