Now you can challenge my parenting skills or you can finish the case you begged me for.

Rachel

We specialize in nightmares.

Jared

Cellmate: You ever buy meth from Ricky?
Damien: No, I prefer to cook my own. I'm kind of a health nut.

We choose to accept your mission.

Jared

Would you stop? You live in Malibu. You work for a big law firm. You get to help people like Zack.

Jared

Peter: You''re breaking up with me...on the phone.
Charlie: This isn't easy.
Peter: You're making it sound pretty easy.

Peter: I still can't believe we lost.
Jared: Really, I'm always more surprised when we win.

Tell your client to get his panties out of a wad and play a little baseball.

Judge Regal

Hecklers in the majors are a lot worse. Wait till he goes to Philly.

Peter

Rachel: Ruined semen. You couldn't have an Alabama lawyer try this case.
Hugh: I do have an Alabama lawyer. You.

Conjugal sex isn't exactly on my bucket list.

Nancy

I'm on 72 different prescribed medications but I know what I saw.

Pindar

Franklin & Bash Season 3 Quotes

You think everyone's head looks tiny because you've got a huge head. You look like a Mardi Gras float.

Jared

Who the hell are Franklin and Bash?

Piers Morgan