I guess the new goodbye is no goodbye.

Peter

Want to lose yourself in some misery sex?

Damien

Damien: Celia Moreno is now the new county Superior.
Rachel: The butch, one armed, Hispanic women? They just decided to check all the boxes.

I put you in a position to succeed. It's not my fault you clubbed a judge to death.

Rachel

Why did you bone me with the judicial committee?

Damien

Dude, you're totally messing with my montage.

Peter

Jared: Cheer up Pindy. We found your missing package. Mega Ab Belt, right behind the planter.
Pindar: Oh great. My cell mate can lay his head on my rock hard abs.

This is the universe righting itself. You were meant to become a judge Damien.

Rachel

Peter: If Rob Lowe wants a fight, he's got one.
Jared: We've got to get facials.

Only a master can trifle with a beast like Rob.

Infeld

I went over to Rob's hoping that you would launch a drone and then fly over his house and spy on me.

Charlie

Whoever you're replacing, try not to kill them.

Rachel

Franklin & Bash Season 3 Quotes

You think everyone's head looks tiny because you've got a huge head. You look like a Mardi Gras float.

Jared

Who the hell are Franklin and Bash?

Piers Morgan