Franklin: I don't like children.
Bash: They like you.
Franklin: They do but that's just because...
Bash: ...you're the same size.
Franklin: Shut up.

• Permalink: I don't like children. They like you. They do but that's j...
• Added: July 06, 2011

Who would make art out of toe nail clippings?

Hanna

• Permalink: Who would make art out of toe nail clippings?
• Added: July 06, 2011

You know I liked you a lot better when you were dying.

Bash

• Permalink: You know I liked you a lot better when you were dying.
• Added: July 06, 2011

Bash: We know how men manipulate women. The aw shucks, I'm just shy and quirky. Lets take it slow. The next thing you know it's 2am and your naked in a bouncy house.
Franklin: It's been known to happen.

• Permalink: We know how men manipulate women. The aw shucks, I'm just shy an...
• Added: July 06, 2011

So we use Pindar to sign her then we hip check bubble boy into the boards.

Karp

• Permalink: So we use Pindar to sign her then we hip check bubble boy into t...
• Added: July 06, 2011

Hanna: You delivered Carter Lang to Franklin and Bash?
Karp: Oh, come on. He wasn't wearing a sign that said litigious scumbag millionaire.

• Permalink: You delivered Carter Lang to Franklin and Bash? Oh, come on. ...
• Added: July 06, 2011

I have the prostate of a 19 year old but I have the pancreas of a zombie.

Carter

• Permalink: I have the prostate of a 19 year old but I have the pancreas of ...
• Added: July 06, 2011

Carter: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Liability Corporation, were you?
Franklin: Truthfully, we just like the way LLC sounds.

• Permalink: Franklin & Bash LLC. Although you weren't actually a Limited Lia...
• Added: July 06, 2011