Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 2: "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!" Quotes
Rebecca: Valencia? That's such a beautiful name! What's the origin of that?
Valencia: Well, it used to be Maria, but I never felt like a Maria. So I changed it to my mother's maiden name, Valencia. It's the Spanish word for brave.
Spiders? I drove by there the other night and it was hoppin'. I always wonder though, is it possessive, Spider's, or plural Spiders', because every time I get a flyer for it, the apostrophe is always in a different place?
Rebecca
Rebecca: Hey! I didn't move here for him, remember? I moved here because I needed a change and Josh just happens to be here, okay? Get it straight.
Paula: Oh, are we still doing that?
Let me tell you how this works - women of equal sexual viability hate each other, even if they pretend to like each other. And that is how it has worked since the day vaginas were invented.
Paula
I wanna lock you in a basement with soundproof walls and take over your identity. I wanna cut the silky hair right off your head and slurp it up like spaghetti.
Rebecca