Charles: So my dad gets to be his Pop-Pop and I only get to be Charles?
Jake: Your dad does not get to be his Pop-Pop.
Charles: Well, I hope you're prepared to make that phone call.

Guys, where did our dads go?

Jake

Dottie I really wish you weren't such a big part of my son's birth story.

Jake

Kayla: Ugh, none of you are cute with the lights on.
Charles: You wanna play mean girl, Kayla? Let's talk about your bangs.

Fireman: Don't worry, the fire department is on the job!
Holt: You hear that, Jeffords? We're gonna die in here! We're marked for death!

Are we gonna be okay at this? This entire day has felt like a warning sign from the universe.

Jake

Rosa: That means we have to call the fire department.
Jake: Or we leave them in there forever and move on emotionally.

Jake, I think it's very cool that you learned this, very progressive. Charles, I think you know you crossed a line.

Rosa

You took the wrong fluffy boy!

Holt

Kingston: You can't beat Wario?
Jake: You can? How do you do it?

Holt: That's weird, it's sunny outside.
Jake: Why is that weird?
Holt: Because a shit-storm is about to rain down.

How much does the bastard want for my little doggie?

Holt

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 7 Quotes

Holt: I've been stripped of my accomplishments and lost the respect of everyone in my life, including my dog.
Jake: Cheddar? No.
Holt: Yes. Now, he only poops for Kevin.

Jake: It's a manhunt. And I'm the man-hunter.
Charles: And I'm your sidekick, the boy-hunter.