What's Holt's expression right now? Would you describe it as 'proud daddy?'

Jake

Are they totally shocked? Is Kelly like 'what just happened?'

Jake

Jake: C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
Keith: No he won't, I bought him off.

Jake: You said you were kidnapped for real.
C.J.: Well, I don't want people to think I was fake-kidnapped.

We make a scary hostage video where it looks like we're going to kill C.J.

Boyle

I'm sorry Madeline for everything. Especially for pushing you into Michelle Obama from behind and then running away.

Holt

Now I know why you refer to this as a suicide squad Peralta. Because I already want to kill myself.

Holt

Holt: Should we throw him a parade?
Jake: Yeah! Maybe!

One-two-two! One-two-two! I sound like a damn choo-choo train!

Terry

Case goes to the Spice Boys.

Holt

I took that thing weeks ago, and I passed! I'm already a lieutenant!

Terry

To Terry Jeffords, the ultimate human/genius.

Holt

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.

Charles: "My hunch, my hunch, my lovely casey hunch!" Sing with me.
Jake: That's not gonna happen, I will literally never -- "What you gonna do with all that hunch, all that hunch inside your brain!"
Charles and Jake: "We're gonna solve, solve, solve this case, solve this case right in your face!"