Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Dottie I really wish you weren't such a big part of my son's birth story.Jake
Guys, where did our dads go?Jake
Rosa: That means we have to call the fire department.
Jake: Or we leave them in there forever and move on emotionally.
Jake, I think it's very cool that you learned this, very progressive. Charles, I think you know you crossed a line.Rosa
Charles: So my dad gets to be his Pop-Pop and I only get to be Charles?
Jake: Your dad does not get to be his Pop-Pop.
Charles: Well, I hope you're prepared to make that phone call.
Kayla: Ugh, none of you are cute with the lights on.
Charles: You wanna play mean girl, Kayla? Let's talk about your bangs.
Fireman: Don't worry, the fire department is on the job!
Holt: You hear that, Jeffords? We're gonna die in here! We're marked for death!
Are we gonna be okay at this? This entire day has felt like a warning sign from the universe.Jake
You took the wrong fluffy boy!Holt
Kingston: You can't beat Wario?
Jake: You can? How do you do it?
Holt: That's weird, it's sunny outside.
Jake: Why is that weird?
Holt: Because a shit-storm is about to rain down.
How much does the bastard want for my little doggie?Holt