Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
What's Holt's expression right now? Would you describe it as 'proud daddy?'Jake
Are they totally shocked? Is Kelly like 'what just happened?'Jake
Jake: C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
Keith: No he won't, I bought him off.
Jake: You said you were kidnapped for real.
C.J.: Well, I don't want people to think I was fake-kidnapped.
We make a scary hostage video where it looks like we're going to kill C.J.Boyle
I'm sorry Madeline for everything. Especially for pushing you into Michelle Obama from behind and then running away.Holt
Now I know why you refer to this as a suicide squad Peralta. Because I already want to kill myself.Holt
Holt: Should we throw him a parade?
Jake: Yeah! Maybe!
One-two-two! One-two-two! I sound like a damn choo-choo train!Terry
Case goes to the Spice Boys.Holt
I took that thing weeks ago, and I passed! I'm already a lieutenant!Terry
To Terry Jeffords, the ultimate human/genius.Holt