Oh "slow" you didn't!

Tina

Yeah, let's save "fast and loose" for when you shake your caboose.

Tina

Bob: Gene, what are you wearing?
Gene: Trash fashion. I call it, "trash-ion."

It's all interesting! Each pile tells a story. For example, last night Rena had chicken. The end!

Gene

Tina: Troop 119 shaped me into the woman I am!
Gene: I thought your underwear did that.

That's my stage name...Cookie Secrets!

Gene

Hey, Tina, we're gonna go find shells and make me a shell bikini. Wanna come?

Gene

Jenny: I'm here because Troop 119 has a mole!
Tina: I thought Katie just had a beauty mark.

It's middle aged mom Barbie!

Gene

Big Bob: What's your favorite President?
Gene: Bill Pullman!

Stronger and gayer than ever. That's our motto.

Pete

Bob: But we just went two years ago.
Linda: That was seven years ago.
Bob: You sure?
Gene: I remember! I was still breastfeeding!
Linda: No you weren't.
Gene: Not with you!