Hey, Shaggy. I look like I want a room? You got a guy staying here, nasty scar under his left eye?

Russ

Milt: Just go, Russ. Do what he says!
Russ: I'm not going anywhere. You're my partner.

I work with people who have sex in rooms monitored by cameras. Keeping secrets clearly isn't their strong suit.

Meredith

Milt: I wasn't expecting him.
Russ: You weren't expecting him. We were there specifically looking for him. What are you talking about?

Yeses never come quick. As soon as he stalls, you know it's a yes.

Milt

Long distance relationships don't work out, Milt. Absence, it makes the heart grow fonder. Of someone else.

Russ

And who were you in high school, Russ? Judd Nelson, classic tough guy? Skate punk, auto shop? Glee club?

Milt

High school sports. It teaches you hypocrisy and entitlement.

Russ

Milt: Russ, why are you denying that you and Holly were involved in a 2-3-7?
Russ: Excuse me?
Milt: Office down! [chuckles]

Wow. Battle Creek has changed you, Milt. Before you know if you're going to be a bitter, cynical guy. You better get out while you still can.

Russ

Milt, I need your six degrees of Kevin bacon or whatever. I brought your laptop. I broke into your apartment.

Russ

Just go connect the dots, Dinkwhistle.

Commander

Battle Creek Quotes

Milton: It looks like we got a double homicide.
Russ: No, no, no. Magnum gets double homicides. Rockford gets double homicides. Here, let me get this.

I'll tell you what, Mrs. Seymour. First thing next week, I'll fly to Hawaii and arrest Tom Selleck for you. How does that sound?

Russ