Teacher: Are you lost?
Annie: Completely.

Kelly Taylor: You know exactly what Beverly Hills people are like.
Harry: Exactly why I moved to Kansas.

Yes, George, I was at the gynecologist, who told me to remind you to keep your vagina clean.

Naomi

Everyone knows McLovin. No one has any clue that Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

Naomi

Just watch our for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.

Navid

Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon [checking out some tail]: You say that like it's a bad thing.

All they need to know is that you're my brother. That's my story.

Annie [to Dixon]

Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.

Come on, you can see Britney's house from here!

Annie
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