90210 Season 1 Episode 1: "We're Not in Kansas Anymore" Quotes
Everyone knows McLovin. No one has any clue that Topeka is the capital of Kansas.
Naomi
Just watch our for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.
Navid
Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon [checking out some tail]: You say that like it's a bad thing.
All they need to know is that you're my brother. That's my story.
Annie [to Dixon]
Tabitha: You wanna help? Yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in the driveway.
Debbie: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha: Well, park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.
Come on, you can see Britney's house from here!
Annie
Come on. This is gonna be fun. We got the weather, we got the palm trees, we got the... more palm trees.
Harry
Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.
