Early birthday present for myself, from myself. Aren't I nice?


Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.


Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.

Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]

Looks like principal's kid has some game.


Mrs. Clark and I went out for a bit back in high school.


You're gonna need new clothes. So we'll go shopping after school.


You can call me Erin, but I won't respond.


You'll learn to dig me, trust me.


Teacher: Are you lost?
Annie: Completely.

Kelly Taylor: You know exactly what Beverly Hills people are like.
Harry: Exactly why I moved to Kansas.

Yes, George, I was at the gynecologist, who told me to remind you to keep your vagina clean.


90210 Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Come on. This is gonna be fun. We got the weather, we got the palm trees, we got the... more palm trees.


Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.