Julia: What do I do now?
Hen: Take her with you. And you move on.

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May: She's changed. I have changed. So, I'm giving her a second chance. What's wrong with that?
Athena: Because the last time you were friends with that girl you tried to kill yourself.

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Bobby: Interesting parenting techniques.
Athena: Yeah. That kid is never growing up.

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Bobby: What's that saying? Having a kid is like walking around with your heart outside your body?
Chimney: Okay, that's weirder. And morbid.
Bobby: It just means it's a whole different kind of love.

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Denny: You're not my real moms. Are you gonna have to give me back, too?
Hen: Denny, we are your real moms. We're your moms in every way that matters. And no one is ever taking you away from us.

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Oh! I am monetizing parenthood!

Beth

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