Abby: I'm not asking out that fireman. He's way too young for me.
Carla: Girl, you're a hot spiced pumpkin latte. You're sitting around getting cool when there is a big ol' hunk of man that would love to burn his tongue on you.

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• Added: January 10, 2018

Howie: Five bucks says that guy's getting laid tonight.
Hen: A guy ready to kill himself, and you think his girlfriend is turned on?

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• Added: January 10, 2018

They wanted machines. People who could flip a switch in their head and turn off every natural human instinctive emotion in their body, and I cannot do that. I don't want to do that. I love this job because I get to be the tough guy, but I also get to help people.

Buck

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He broke up with me, and he did not have my permission. But I'll tell you the truth, really once my mom moved in here, I really didn't have anything else to give. And what guy is gonna want to be here with me with my mom snoring in the other room? I mean, it's not sexy.

Abby

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Look, people dying is part of the gig, right? See your problem is you're looking at every job like it's a long term relationship. They're one-night stands, man. In the moment they mean everything to you, but once the morning comes, it's on to the next one.

Howie

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