2 Broke Girls Quotes
I will only have one, when I get a tummy, ladies call me Budha a rub me for luck.
Han
What are you in the league of extraordinarily pretentious gentlemen?
Max
Steampunk! I remember that fad, it lasted for about 10 minutes back in two-thousand-and-are you kidding me?
Max
Max: Wait, you've never kissed her?
Oleg: Not on the lips of her face. But that day will come.
Caroline: Sometime you do something you're not comfortable with. It's how you grow.
Max: No, it's how you get a ride home from a kegger in the woods.
Caroline: See success!
Max: Scaring people into participating is not success, it's Scientology.
Dutch Girl: We put the fun in Funnel, you can spell funnel without "fun"
Caroline: Or F. U.
Catherine: You can't spell focus without "us".
Max: Or F. U.
Earl: Hello Sophie, if you looked any sweeter, you would fire up my diabetes.
Sophie: Oh Earl, you wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me.
Han: Hey everybody, I got it!
Oleg: Don't worry, at least you caught it in the early stages.
Caroline: How did ketchup get this hard?
Max: You just hold it in your hand like this and say, "You're the best ketchup I've ever had."
Caroline: I can't believe you're putting your financial future into the hands of a hipster tax place called "The Tax of Life".
Max: You know how the old proverb goes. "You take the good, you take the bad. You take what's left, and there you have the tax of life."
