Favorite Shawn Spencer Quotes
You're saying a dwarf is still at large?
My senses don't lie---they multiply.
Everyone stop what you're doing and pay attention only to me!
Gus: We're seaman! We're Seaman!
Shawn: Stop saying that! Anyone could be walking by!
Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.
I'm pretty sure 90% of gunshot wounds are psychological. Good news is the body Is built for this sort of thing...I just think it's important for him to keep moving---maybe walk it off!
I can't help being a gorgeous fiend...it's just the card I drew...
Suck it, hyphens.
That's what it's like to sound old, bald and divorced.
I'm good at what I do and what I do is good. Isn't it?
Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son
Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.
