Kevin Walker Quotes
Chad: Hello! I keep thinking about you.
Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time.
Scotty: We are such prudes.
Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible three-way and we practically have a nervous breakdown.
Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians.
Kevin: Even lesbians have three-ways.
Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it.
Scotty: So you're not going to go?
Kevin: No. It's our anniversary.
Scotty: That's not an excuse. Kevin, Kevin, you don't celebrate something that's working when you're being asked to help with something that's not.
Karin: Silence is as deep as eternity. Speech is as shallow as time.
Kevin: And this place is as nutty as a fruitcake.
Nora: Maybe I learned something over the last few days.
Kevin: Really? The only thing that I learned is that vegan food gives me the trots.
Sarah: How do I look?
Kevin: What?
Sarah: Is this too fancy? With the bow?
Kevin: I don't care.
Sarah: You think I would know what to wear to one of these meet your new half-sibling shindigs by now.
Sarah: (about Tommy) Would you just try talking to him, because he won't tell me anything.
Kevin: Say what?
Sarah: Say that we think he's trying to get rid of Holly and he can't break the law to do it.
Kevin: Sarah. Robert is having by-pass surgery. I don't have a place in my brain for this right now.
Ever since I got here, I've been coddled like some half-wit or straight-out insulted ... I'm a crack shot, but clearly that's not enough to impress you. It's not enough that I wear button-downs ... and eat red meat ... and smoke the occasional cigar. You can't see past your own bias to see I ... Kicked ... Your ... Ass!
Justin: (handing over Kevin's pills) Here.
Kevin: Where's the other one? There's two.
Justin: I just saw the one in the kitchen.
Kevin: Well this is the antibiotic. I need the painkillers.
Justin: Alright, this one will keep you from going septic. Unless you want to go back in the house then man-up. I'm not going back in there.
Sarah: (talking on the phone to Kevin about Justin) Does he seem OK to you?
Kevin: Yeah, a little crabby maybe. Why?
Sarah: He had a disastrous morning. He was painted a total loser by a class of first graders.
Kevin: I wish that seemed weirder.
Kevin: Oh my god, look Scotty I can explain everything.
Scotty: Great. How about explaining to me what part of in sickness and in health means leaving me at home with your mother.
Kitty: Every thanksgiving, when mom asks Kevin if he would like a piece of pie, Kevin always says the same thing and then he proceeds to eat half of the pie all by himself. So here's to Kevin, who this year, gave new meaning to the phrase, "Oh, just a sliver."
Kevin: That is the worst, most tasteless toast I have ever heard.
