Now, can we please stop speaking Zoey?

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• Added: April 10, 2020

Why are you smiling? Huh! This is not a happy day. This is not a happy day where people smile like your birthday or your wedding day. Not my wedding day, but most people's.

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• Added: March 27, 2020

Joan: Can you schedule your nervous breakdown for another day?
Zoey: Yup, consider it rescheduled."

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• Added: March 27, 2020

Oh the team had thoughts, but you know, misogyny, misogyny. I think you're crushing it. That's all that matters.

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• Added: March 06, 2020

I don't know that I would've had the urge to go through with it without your naive boundary overstepping and your optimistic meddling.

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• Added: February 27, 2020

And remember the swag is for the interns. It keeps them happy so we don't have to pay them.

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• Added: February 03, 2020