Lem Can Use the Water Fountain

No longer forced to use the water fountains for black people without white people hovering over him, Lem tries to drink from the regular water fountain and ends up with white people hovering over him.
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Lem's White Guy

When Lem is unable to use the new skin-based motion sensors, Veridian Dynamics hires Lem a white guy, Stu (Jesse Head) to follow him around.
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Lem, Veronica and Ted Discuss

Lem joins Ted and Veronica in a discussion about the new motion sensors that are indifferent towards the black employees of Veridian.
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Ted and Don's Man Date

Ted and Don (Kristoffer Polaha) go on a racquetball man date and Ted ends up actually liking Don much to Linda's chagrin.
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Phil: Did you put hydrochloric acid in this mug?
Lem: Oh, yeah. I was trying to get the stains out.
Phil: You know, soap would work, and it wouldn't kill someone if they accidentally drank it.
Lem: But soap leaves a film

Phil: Lem, you ever get the feeling the ooplasm cultures are looking up at you, worshiping you like a vengeful god?
Lem: No. Cytoplasm culture sometimes, but never ooplasm.
Phil: Sometimes you are a complete stranger to me