Ted and Billy Crisp
Watch Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 11
"Mess of a Salesman"
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Ted uses his influence at Veridian to have his fast talking brother, Billy (Eddie McClintock) hired as a salesman; a Charity for girls gives Veronica an award.

Ted and Greta
Watch Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 10
"Lust in Translation"
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Ted uses a Veridian translation device to communicate with a beautiful German executive, but the face the device uses Phil's voice is killing the mood.

Ted Versus Pete
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"The Long and Winding High Road"
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When a rival at Veridian is also working on a propulsion toy for kids, Ted and Veronica hatch different plans for the competition.

Lem Teaches Phil
Watch Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 8
"The Impertence of Communicationizing"
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When a typo in a memo goes out, people in Veridian begin insulting each other; Veronica is convinced she got her job because of a typo.

Lem and Phil Face Veronica
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"Change We Can't Believe In"
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While Ted tries to deal with a security guard that talks too much; Phil and Lem have to work directly with Veronica.

The Finders
Watch Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 6
"Beating a Dead Workforce"
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When an overworked employee at Veridian dies, Veronica convinces the company to work harder as a result.

Ted and Linda Accused
Watch Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 5
"The Great Repression"
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When Ted and Linda are falsely accused of sexual harassment, Veronica defends them and convinces Veridian sexual harassment is a disease and the employees go crazy.

Lem in Red
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"It's Nothing Business, It's Just Personal"
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Ted is forced to step into Veronica's personal life when her relationship with Mordor is interfering with work; Lem tries to figure out why Veridian wants him to wear a red lab coat.

Lem and His Mother
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"Battle of the Bulbs"
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Linda makes a suggestion on Ted's project, a light bulb that burns forever, and gets all the credit; Lem's mother (Khandi Alexander) visits and begins having an affair with Dr. Bhamba.

Lem and Lawyer Kissing
Watch Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 2
"The Lawyer, The Lemur and the Little Listener"
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Veronica tries to get info on layoffs at Veridian from Rose, who knows someone from her play group; Lem has an affair with a lawyer billing him by the hour; Linda makes Phil the main character in her book.

Better Off Ted Quotes

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things