Paula: What have you been doing with your life?
Dave: I dunno, Angry Birds?

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• Added: March 24, 2016

Everybody has the right to say goodbye.

Scotty

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• Added: March 24, 2016

He doesn't even have the little hammer thing!

Rhonda

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• Added: March 24, 2016

I don't have any moms. You got, like, 12 in the last month! How's that fair?

Dave

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• Added: March 24, 2016