Officer Bishop: Those look like bullet holes.
Pilot: What? No, those are bird strikes.
Officer Bishop: Oh, let me guess, the elusive brass jacket hollow point.

Officer Bradford: This is one rule I’m all for. Cemeteries are filled with women who’d still be alive if cops had been forced to hook up their spouses the second he or she laid hands.
Officer Chen: That is a very enlightened attitude.
Officer Bradford: You seem surprised.
Officer Chen: Sir, you surprise me every day.

You’re in for a hard fall if you can’t see the difference between righteous and rigid and if that wasn’t the first thing your father taught you, he failed you.

Officer Lopez

I seem to remember writing a report about you. Second day on the job and the truth about your cowardice in the line of fire. Ringing a bell?

Officer Lopez

Officer Nolan: I thought officers were supposed to avoid making assumptions.
Officer Bishop: There’s a big difference between making an assumption and a likely scenario.
Officer Nolan: Which is? Oh, let me guess, if it comes from you it’s a likely scenario.
Officer Bishop: There’s hope for you yet, Officer Nolan.

Officer Chen: You haven’t received a single freebie since I’ve been with you so why didn’t you defend that to Grey.
Officer Bradford: Because hard rules like that are stupid. What we do doesn’t exist in a vacuum. Circumstance dictates action, not the other way around.

I just hope you see the irony of me spending Valentine’s Day with your stalker.

Lucy

Nolan: I should really go with her?
Lucy: Have you learned nothing? Going to the hospital with your suicidal stalker is definitely not a good idea.

Isabel: Things are so black and white with you. It’s so…
Tim: Comforting?
Isabel: Maddening.

Valentine’s Day is a manufactured holiday that does nothing but make those alone feel lonelier and those who are in relationships feel disappointed because life isn’t a fairy tale.

Bishop

[to Jackon] We’re not friends, we’re friendly. You do understand the difference

Lopez

Isabel: I thought about leaving every day.
Tim: What made you stay?
Isabel: I found something I wanted more than a fix. For you to see me sober.

The Rookie Season 1 Quotes

I love Rookie Day. It’s Christmas and the Purge in one.

Officer Bradford

Stacy: Happy Divorce Day!
John: That’s not a thing.
Stacy: It should be. When mine went through I took the boys to Disneyland.
John: I’m not really feeling the Matterhorn.
Stacy: Try and look at this as an opportunity.
John: Right now I’m just trying to remember to wear pants.