Nolan: It seems strange to thank you for returning money that you stole from me.
Jordan: It’s been that kind of a day.

Jordan: You’re some kind of nut job. I steal your identity and make your life a living hell and then you save my life.
Nolan: That’s my job.

I can’t believe this. I started working when I was 19-years-old. It took me 20 years but I built a business, a family, a life and now here I am starting over with literally less than nothing.

Nolan

I don’t know where Rachel and I are headed but I want to find out and if you really care about your daughter you won’t get in the way of her happiness.

Bradford

How’s that for luck? You stole a cop’s identity.

Harper

Colin: You know back in Sweethome a good street cop would know every crook on his beat. We called it beat integrity.
Bradford: Well, much easier in a town with nine criminals.

Bradford: He’s gonna love me. Colin was a sheriff for 30 years.
Lucy: Yeah, in a town with two stoplights.
Bradford: LA or Mayberry, a cop’s a cop.
Lucy: No, he’s from Sweethome, not Mayberry.
Bradford: No, I know. Mayberry, like the TV show.
Lucy: What TV show?

If we can’t obey every rule then how can we expect that from citizens?

Harper

Okay, you have a singular way of making me feel a thousand years old.

Nolan

I love this job more than I imagined I could. The day I stop giving it my all is the day I walk away.

Nolan

With all due respect, I have been buried alive by a serial killer. This rabbit hole does not scare me.

Chen

There are casualties in every war. You just really don’t want the next one to be you.

Jengus

The Rookie Quotes

I love Rookie Day. It’s Christmas and the Purge in one.

Officer Bradford

Stacy: Happy Divorce Day!
John: That’s not a thing.
Stacy: It should be. When mine went through I took the boys to Disneyland.
John: I’m not really feeling the Matterhorn.
Stacy: Try and look at this as an opportunity.
John: Right now I’m just trying to remember to wear pants.