The Librarians
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on TNTThe Librarians Season 3 Episode 3: "And the Reunion of Evil" Quotes
Ezekiel [Eve is holding up a blindfold]: Sorry, I'm not into kinky stuff.
Eve: It's not for you, it's for me.
Ezekiel: You're into kinky stuff?!
He's like Switzerland -- minus the odd affinity for cuckoo clocks!
Jenkins [regarding Ezekiel]
Norman: Did you know that only a small percentage of the population has adequate coverage for natural disasters?
Jake [annoyed]: Norman... really...?
Norman [oblivious]: Oh, yeah! Bankrupting them has been totally awesome!
Norman: Finklestein! What natural disaster is your favorite?
Jake: Global warming.
Eve: And that's all you saw?
Ezekiel: No, I'm withholding pertinent information for fun. Of course that's all I saw!
Jake: All we've got to do is cross this room, grab our gear, and get out those doors.
Cassandra: Well, how are we gonna do that with everyone out there?
Jake: Obviously, you've never been in a bar with the Sooners playing Oklahoma State!
I'm sorry, I would have loved to hang out. But on the bright side, we haven't had a human sacrifice in *forever*, so it's gonna be a real treat.
Meredith
It's the 'not bad' parts that make people thing the 'bad' parts really aren't that bad. It's *dangerous*. Yeah, magic got us out of trouble today. But it's also what put is *in* it, too.
Jake
