Jackie: Look, Michael Kelso and I have made beautiful love.
Donna: Eew! I mean,... no, eew!

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(after Jackie immediately does what Kelso implies)
Eric: That was so cool.
Donna: Cool?
Eric: By cool, I mean wrong and stupid.

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Bob: How can you be unfulfilled? I put a roof over your head. I pay the bills. I take care of you.
Midge: Yeah, but what do I do?
Bob: You fill out that sweater real nice!

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Red: We're going to kill each other.
Kitty: Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.

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If I miss that 20 midget free-for-all, I'm going to be super pissed.

Hyde

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I can't be friends with Eric. He's too... twitchy.

Red

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Without rules, we might as well all be up in a tree, flinging our crap at each other.

Red

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