Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Quotes
Gemma: How's the ass?
Lyla: How's it look?
Gemma: Like a snack.
To me, you're already dead. Stay away.
Tara [to Clay]
When he died, I felt so bad. It wasn't because he was dead, it was because I'd have you all to myself. I knew how wrong that was. I love you mom. We're gonna get through all this, I promise.
Jax
Jax: She's a goddamn trainwreck.
Nero: She's still your mother ... Women like your mom, they don't do so good without family.
You know what, mom, I kind of have a few things on my plate today, like buying my best friend, so your need to be loved, worshipped, and adored is a little low on my list today.
Jax
Clay: You want distance, you got it. I don't even know who you are anymore.
Gemma: Why don't you bounce my face off the floor. Then maybe you'll recognize me.
Leroy's Replacement: Is that Leroy?
August: Most of him. Little b-tch was screaming so loud I kind of lost my sh-t. Congratulations, you in charge.
Leroy's Replacement: No wait wait, what if I don't want to be in charge?
August: Rise to it brother. With great power, comes great responsibility.
Leroy's Replacement: I ain't Spider-Man N--ga.
Roosevelt: One innocent get's hurt and I make Pope look like an altar boy, you understand?
Chibs: I see what you did there. I love Catholic jokes.
Tig: You know, remember the two nuns...?
Jax: I'm not going to turn into Clay.
Opie: I'm afraid I'm gonna turn into you.
Gemma: I sucked your d-ck too didn't I?
Nero: Oh yeah.
Gemma: You a pimp?
Nero: I'm a companionator. I bring folks together. I'm all about the love.
Carla: Let me guess. JDate?
Nero: Something like that.
