Smallville Season 1 Episode 4: "X-Ray" Quotes
Can I come in? I promise I'm not packing heat.
Lex
Jonathan: Yeah, you could start with something small. (reaches into pocket) Try to tell me what I have in my hand right now.
Clark: Your pocket knife.
Jonathan: You could see through my hand.
Clark: No, you always carry your knife in that pocket.
You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.
Clark
I've seen some strange things in my life, but this definitely takes the cake...well, almost.
Jonathan
Lex: I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind.
Clark: I know; a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.
Tina: What do you want me to say? You have the perfect life.
Lana: You want it? You can have it.
I'd question your integrity, but you're a journalist.
Lex
Tina/Lana: Clark, what are you doing?
Clark: I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have.
Tina/Lana: You could always take it out and count it.
Clark: Where's the fun in that?
Tina/Lana: It's like having a dual identity; there's the person everybody sees, and there's the person you want to be.
Clark: I know the feeling.
Pete, you throw that rubber spider at me again, and I'm going for my staple gun.
Chloe
Lex: If you walk out that door, I will make you disappear.
Reporter: What're you gunna do? You gunna have me killed?
Lex: (laughs) No. You'll be very much alive. But there'll be no evidence of your existence.
Reporter: What are you talking about?
Lex: Driver's license, passports, social security number, bank account, will all be erased. With one call, I can be sure that there will be no record that you actually walk this earth.
Reporter: You're bluffing.
Lex: Call your bank, see if your account still exists. That is, if your cell phone hasn't already been disconnected.
You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down 'cause I'm just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddy's protection. Trust me - when I make things disappear, they stay buried.
Lex
