Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1: "Scream Again" Quotes
Your obvious stupidity will not get past me. I've got your number, you rich dumb whores.
Nurse Hoffel
Catherine Hobart: I have no hair, anywhere! I look like a cancer patient!
Chanel #5: No! You look like a large baby.
Well, I was pulling an all nighter with the Chanels, trying to find a cure for werewolf girl, when suddenly I realized that both Chanels are idiots.
Chanel
Chanel #5: Can I have some--?
Chanel #3: Get your own damn pie! I've been moppin' wads all week.
I was once arrested by a dog-catcher.
Catherine Hobart
I never liked this swamp. I grew up around here, and the kids used to always talk about a monster that lived back here. The Green Meanie.
Nurse
I'm basically female Viagra.
Dr. Cassidy Cascade
Your face is what they in the business call a "channel changer."
Chanel [to Chanel #5]
Please don't kill me! Kill her, she's awful!
Catherine Hobart
Chanel Oberlin: Good morning, idiot hookers.
Chanels #3 and 5: Good morning, Chanel.
Sometimes I just stare at my hands and cry.
Dr. Brock Holt
